Long John Kerry

Markos Zuniga has an interesting report from the US presidential campaign trail:

I was at the Unity Dinner in DC Thursday night, and I experienced something that only a blogger would write about:

John Kerry and I were urinal neighbors. And would you believe it, people wouldn’t let the guy piss in peace. For my part, I kept my gaze firmly forward.

The fool! Now we’ll never know whether the rumours are true!

1:41 pm · 27 March 2004 · comments off
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    Obviously not an Australian blogger, or there would be the obligatory comment about pissing in each others pockets…

    Helen · 28 March 2004 · 5:31 pm
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    I had a piss next to John Cain when he was Victorian premier. I was only 13 at the time, but I feel I compared favourably.

    TJW · 28 March 2004 · 8:06 pm
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    Now, Rob!

    Noticing another bloke’s penis is Not Done. (And FWIW, commenting, whether the comment is “strewth, that’s a big bastard” or “fuck me dead, want me to hold the magnifying glass for you?”, is an even greater social faux pas.)

    mark · 29 March 2004 · 3:16 am