Life
“I am a thirty-year-old father of two with a good job. I drive a four-door, Japanese car, own a modest suburban home, and I am dead inside. I am going to pay a greasy tattooed freak to poke a hole in my left tit, and I am going to wear a piece of dangling jewelry from it, so that I can feel alive again.”
well, exactly. it happens to all men at a certain age.
and i like the name of the site too. the onanist. you just don’t hear enough about onanism these days. (go on, look it up.)
Ah, that was so classic Rob, where on earth did you find out about this site? This goes well beyond gender boundaries, what a great writer. Thanks for that.
I’ve been reading the interviews at Rouse Magazine. They’re doing a series of interviews with the editors of various webzines, several of which I’ve been reading for a while now. I only came across The Onanist the other day, but I’ll certainly be visiting again.
As to the name — they have an entertaining explanation about that choice if you click the “credo” link at the top of the page.
If I ever get like that kill me.
This midlife crisis is common.
Do it man,do everything!
We men don’t live long enough as it is.