Bertie a socialist?
Ireland’s taoiseach, Bertie Ahern, recently announced that he is “one of the few socialists left in Irish politics”. HAHAHAHAHA! Eamonn McCann says, “If Bertie Ahern is a socialist the moon is a balloon, Ian Paisley is a member of Opus Dei and Tony Blair never told a lie in his life.” He governs with the support of Ireland’s most right-wing parliamentary party, and is also allied with post-fascist European parties. Here’s an entertaining explanation for his sudden conversion.

…or the Tasmanian CFMEU are Liberal voters.
That was hardly surprising, Peter. If, say, the SDA switched sides, you might have a point.