Nana nana nana nana dolphin!

Exhibit A:

Scientists have taught dolphins to combine both rhythm and vocalisations to produce music, resulting in an extremely high-pitched, short version of the Batman theme song.

Exhibit B:

Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

Conclusion? Vigilante dolphins. Obviously.

12:10 pm · 9 October 2005 · comments off
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    “The final Pacific Solution.”

    Nic White · 9 October 2005 · 4:28 pm
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    We’re fucked if they grow thumbs.

    gjw · 10 October 2005 · 9:03 am
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    Niven?

    Nic White · 10 October 2005 · 10:14 am
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    Who is that masked Dolphin?

    Kate · 10 October 2005 · 11:43 am
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    Nevermind the dolphins, it is the mice we have to watch out for…

    Craig · 10 October 2005 · 11:51 am
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    The Warren Ellis Blog ran the headline -

    Dolphins Taught To Sing ‘Batman’ Theme: Use New Vocal Skills To Beg For Release, Death

    Which is about the best I’ve seen, I think.

    http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=1293

    Nick

    Nick Evans · 10 October 2005 · 12:01 pm
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    I knew that shark repellent on the utility belt was prescient.

    anthony · 10 October 2005 · 3:38 pm
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    Sory I shouldn’t be quite so obscure. All you need to know is here in one of cinemas finest moments.

    anthony · 11 October 2005 · 2:24 pm
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    Come now, that’s not obscure! That film is shown twice-yearly (or so it seems…), so everyone should know it!

    Robert · 11 October 2005 · 2:55 pm
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    That warms my heart.

    anthony · 11 October 2005 · 4:03 pm